Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals) Ike willis (rhythm guitar, vocals) Ray white (rhythm guitar, vocals) Steve vai (rhythm guitar, vocals) Warren cucurullo (rhythm guitar, vocals) Denny walley (slide guitar, vocals) Tommy mars (keyboards, vocals) Peter wolf (keyboards) Bob harris (keyboards, trumpet, vocals) Ed mann (percussion) Arthur barrow (bass, vocals) Vinnie colaiuta (drums) Fz: "hello there, welcome to the show. no, we are not going to play cheepnis - thats right - but we are collecting underpants, and we are collecting brassieres, we are collecting small artic F feminine underclothing. we are making a quilt... really - trust me. so heres the deal, if youre a girl and youre wearing a dress, whip em off, thats it, see? no problem. even with a pin.. T does it say? nobodys perfect. I guess so... what we got here? oh. now lets see whats on the inside. uh huh, trainer coos. okay. smore, smore... underpants, brassieres, just send em up, Roblem. oh, youll warm up to it. if youre wearing pants and you have bikinis on underneath your pants, rip the edges and pull em out; if youre wearing those big old ugly cotton jobs go to th Let and take em off, okay? so far, ladies and gentlemen, the response from this particular community has not been especially gratifying. perhaps youre a little bit too intellectual here. here Ething... tasteful, very tasteful. .. youll get into it. oh, some more - look - its almost like going to a, well, never mind. heh, heh, heh. I just want to remind you that you are in direct competition with chicago, which so fa Produced the highest yield of female underclothes of any place in the united states. oh, heres one, thank you very much. chicago, if youll recall, was the town in which we received the very f Voodoo butter underpants... heh, heh... the pants that nearly broke tommy mars neck. as soon as he took a whiff of those, his head went back this far, and he was heard to mutter jeezus. so, Nt care what kind of condition theyre in. whatve we got here? twat book, okay. uh huh, very good - zeets, whadduya think? he already has that one... no problem, though. well, tonight youre A be entertained by; ike willis on guitar and vocals; tommy mars on keyboards and jeezus. youre also going to be entertaining yourselves a little bit, but dont worry about it. steve vai on g , vocals and light blue hair" . Ike: "another contestant over there". Fz: "oh, some more? okay. vinnie colaiuta on booklet. now what does this say? hi frank, how about...what does this say? my hat from the...how about wearing my hat...wearing... how about thi Is is a college community, right? how about wearing, w-e-r-e-i-n-g never mind. arthur barrow on bass; bob harris on keyboards, high vocal trumpet and vegetables; and, ladies and gentlemen, the -famous ray white on guitar and vocals. okay, you ready? one, two, three, four..."