Авторы текста: Tyler Spencer
Artist : Electric Six Title : Talking Turkey G You get the hotel, Em7 I'll get the box of wine. G No sadder words had been spoken, Em7 Since the dawn of time. D C When we were young, Am7 Em7 We never think that it will come to this, C Am7 Because you only get one shot; Em7 I took my shot and missed. G She said "You just keep it still love, Em7 I'll get the cameras going". G I'm still amazed at the things I do, Em7 To keep my debts from growing. D C Am7 Em7 She says "We've got some sort of symbiotic relationship", C And for our purposes, Am7 Em7 She says she finds me well equipped. G Em7 (She's barkin' up my tree), D C (And bouncin' on my knee). Like some sort of Buddha-baby! G Em7 (She's a talkin' turkey), D C (Smokin' my jerky). Am7 I guess I'm in the market for what she's hawkin', D C Build some more shelves cause we're gonna keep stockin', Am7 Em7 G We can talk turkey till the turkey starts talkin' to me! F Am7 G Her stomach's bigger than my eyes! (Happy Thanksgiving, baby!) F Am7 She smothers me inside; C D Em7 This time I daren't forget the gravy. Em7 G She says "I'll just freshen up now, Em7 I'm expecting some more friends". G And it's becoming clear to me, Em7 There's more filth around the bend. D C Am7 Em7 She said I'm too functioning for her kind of internet, C Am7 Em7 And she always gets everything that she sets out to get. G Em7 (She's teaching birds and bees), D C (And always pushin' me). Like a leather monstrosity! G (She's a talkin' turkey), Em7 (Smoking the jerky). C Am7 Better get the door 'cause I hear your friends knocking, D C Turn around sister and just keep walking. Am7 Em7 G We can talk turkey till the turkey is talking to me! Talking to me! F Am7 She's shaking her thighs! G (You know how to treat a lady), F Am7 She smothers me and dies! C D Em7 Happy Thanksgiving, baby, Happy Thanksgiving, baby, Happy Thanksgiving, baby, Happy Thanksgiving, baby! Baby.