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Dr Demento - Get Drunk With Dignity - аккорды и текст, видео

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Dr Demento - Get Drunk With Dignity - аккорды и текст, видео

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Get Drunk With Dignity
Dr Demento
Get Drunk With Dignity - Dr Demento

Chords used - E, A, B, F#

E                           A
When you've had too much to drink
there's certain things to keep in mind.
                                  A             B
Like when you find your hands and underarms are bleeding
your beer bottle might not have a twist off cap
and don't ever go home with a woman they call Moose or Vince
F#                                  B
And never bet that you can fit your head inside a glove compartment

Get drunk with dignity
E                                B
Keep in mind that just because a bulldog licks your face
its not necessary to lick him back
A                                     E
Stay away from drinks with names like brain seizure or hippo laxative
B                   E
Get drunk with dignity
E                  A                  E
If a bar has human ears nailed to the walls don't pass out there
                                    A               B
and if your homemade jelly has some goldfish in it ------- you used the wrong bowl
A                              E
And there are phrases you must learn to avoid phrases like
F#                           B
"that badge looks stupid" and "I can prove these shoes are fireproof"
A                     E
Get drunk with dignity try not to drool on bikers
B                           E
Don't moon a nun unless you got a real good reason
A                        E
Don't get romantically involved with farm machinery
B                   E
Get drunk with dignity.

I first heard this song on Bob and Toms radio show and found it hilarious.
I don't think there are chords to this anywhere else.
I think they are correct but if not, you are only likely to sing this 
when you're drunk at a party so, who cares!
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