If I Had A Hammer I'd Wake Up My Neighbors Pounding Out A Rhythm All About You If I Had A Pencil I'd Push Me Some Paper I'd Build A Skyscraper To Get Close To You If I Had A Lasso I'd Sail Out The Window And Land On An Island Next To You If I Had A Hot Rod I'd Fasten Up My Seatbelt And Break The Speed Limit Gettin' To You But I Ain't Got A Hammer And I Ain't Got A Pencil And I Ain't Got A Lasso So I'm Doing It The Hard Way Like A Post Post-modern Man If I Had A Credit Card I'd Clear Me A Pathway Through The Deepest Jungle Right To Your Door If I Had A Camera I'd Snap Away My Fingers And Collect Up The Pictures Of You Of Course But I Ain't Got A Hot Rod And I Ain't Got A Credit Card No Chance For A Camera So I'm Doing It The Hard Way Like A Post Post-modern Man Well I Ain't Got A Hammer And I Ain't Got A Lasso No Chance For A Camera So I'm Doing It The Hard Way
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