INTRO Hello boys and girls. Welcome to your De La Soul readalong storybook! When you hear this sound... * ...that means turn the page. And now we begin our exciting adventure of... De La Soul is Dead. * PLAYGROUND HONEYS: Oh my God Vanilla Ice... He's so fly! The boy is so good. Did you see his body? He could dance too. He could. He's better than any rapper I ever seen! And plus his dancers! - He's so jammin'! * JEFF: Yo, what's up? HONEYS: Yo, Jeff, where you been, man? JEFF: Guess what I just found, I just found a De La Soul tape in the Garbage. HONEYS: For real? Let's hear it! JEFF: No! HONEYS: Aww, be like that! * MISTA LAWNGE: What's up, cocksnot? How ya doing, buddy? HONEYS: Cocksnot? You gonna let him call you that? Sucker! JEFF: Leave me alone! LAWNGE: What do we have here? JEFF: Nothing! LAWNGE: Listen, you little Arsenio Hall gum having punk! HONEYS: Oooh! You let him call you Arsenio! Oooh! LAWNGE: I want the tape! JEFF: It's mine! HONEYS: Oh, he played you! Jeff's getting played! Jeff! Jeff! Bodyslam Him, Jeff! * LAWNGE: Now! I've got the new De La Soul tape! Hey dicksnot, Buttcrust, get over here! D.J. AUB: What's up baby? MASE: Coolin'! LAWNGE: I just got this De La Soul tape, man, slamming. Where's the Box? The box! MASE: So, yo, let's get with the shilsnihilsnobilsno! AUB: I got the bidox, let's do this like Brutus! * ...28. For those who have all four answers correct, you will recieve A specially selected Grand Prize. Thanks, and goodnight, for Three Feet High and Rising, this is Don Newkirk.