Space Ghost:I don't believe this. I get rid of those two evil maniacs trying to ruin my show, and I gettwo evil guests who are trying to ruin my show! Zorak:Feh! Who came up with the stupid idea of giving SPACE GHOST his own show? Doom: How they gave his own show to Tad Ghostal? Any given second he could go mad postal Stay wavin' that powerband space cannon And had the nerve to jump in the face of Race Bannon Punked out Luckily he detonate it(?) Guess who just smothered whose credited with editing it(?) Moltar, the copout He didn't have no other career choice He dropped out Since when the Wayouts included Zorak Way back he used to rub his thorax in Borax *evil Zorak laugh* I'm not the one who sold him to it If he won't admit it I'm not gonna hold him to it Its all love and no hate though For all that, he really need to get his own Late Show Do a monolouge and jest with the guests Madlib switch the beat and walk him to the desk With Danger holding down the control room Late again returning from commercial I told you Doom Early, hes on BPT Catch him on public acess free TV And we're back on the air with Brak So, Brak, how you're man got a show that's so wack? Brak:What? Have you ever thought to work with Earl Ignignat and them? Do you got enough oxygen from this toxic phlegm? Another sec, his neck woulda caught flames Mouse switch the screen to some hot dames Tonights audience received big screen video games And fifteen seconds of fame Pitiful aims It's just a shame Zoning Competing for the same primetime slot as Conan No, dummy, Ichigawa Announcement free lunch any stunt who lets me plow her in the shower for a hour The kids sposed to be sleeping Or else join us sound like Road Runner Beep Beep Later this week Big Ben Klingon After him there's no one else we could afford to bring on Keep it ghetto And let em know BYOB from the get go I'd like to propose a toast To the grossest host Space Ho's coast to coast That destructo ray's a played out gag And that cape and the pantsuit, looking like a straight out... Dag, dont mean to sound crunchy Hit a honey from the back and crumpled up her scrunchy A light snack hungry munchy Felt a funny hunch and then she told me "Donkey-punch me!" Tomorrow is Father Guido Sarducci, Father MC and Charo, coochie coochie With her new bestseller, "Who you Call a Hoochie?" Proud sponsor of the Snoochie Boochie Noochies Look Leela eyeball to eyeballs And find out how they get inside those sugarpie walls? Our next guest, a real cutie specimen And she's starting to get a little booty, Miss Judy Jetson So,Judy, boxers briefs or figleaf? As you know I wear my boxers over my big(beef) Cue the rapper, tell him to bring what little he got Up against Villy, he's really not diddley squat Until they head hurt When it come to wreck Cruisers like them dudes are red shirts off Star Trek He Kirk, he Spock, he McCoy Been B-boy, since you jerks first squeezed toys Born to be the host with the most When its on its on Space Ho's, coast to coast Space Ghost: Do you think I'm just gonna hand over my show to you, Doom? Have you lost your f**king mind? Listen, I'm not gonna hand my show over to you. You know why? Because its MY SHOW. Mine. Not yours. Space Ghost. It ain't DOOM coast to coast Yeah, sure, here are the keys to the show why dont you drive for awhile. Yeah, America's craving some Doom, here you go.