(Original by Cracker) I'm so fucking sick I'm the king of the world I'm a genius of useless stuff Some people they gotta work well I just hang around dreaming up useless stuff So if I call you from time to time I said my life is such a drag I feel like a hag please shut me up Girl would you like to live my life And I'll be with you tonight I'll be your useless stuff Now everybody wants to be our friend so we act real Zen and hang around with movie stars So if I call you from time to time I said my life is such a drag I feel like a hag kick me in the ass Girl would you like to live my life and I'll be with you tonight I'll be your useless stuff I'll be your useless stuff Can I be your useless stuff?
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