MAYBELLINE WHY CAN'T YOU BE TRUE OH MAYBELLINE WHY CAN'T YOU BE TRUE YOU DONE STARTED DOING THE THINGS YOU USE TO DO AS I WAS MOTIVATING OVER THE HILL SAW MAYBELLINE IN A COUP DEVILLE A CADILLAC ROLLING ON OLD GLEN ROAD NOTHING OUT RUN MY V-8 FORD A CADILLAC DOING ABOUT 95 IT WAS BUMPER TO BUMPER SIDE TO SIDE chorus; MAYBELLINE WHY CAN'T YOU BE TRUE OH MAYBELLINE WHY CAN'T YOU BE TRUE YOU DONE STARTED BACK DOING THE THINGS YOU USE TO DO A CADILLAC PULLED UP TO 104 BEFORE IT GOT HOT IT WOULD DO NO MORE IT DONE GOT CLOUDY AND STARTED TO RAIN I TOOTED MY HORN FOR THE PASSING LANE A RAIN WATER BLOWING ALL UNDER MY HOOD I NEW THAT WAS DOING MY MOTOR GOOD