Bruce Dickinson - I'm in a Band With an Italian Drummer - Текст песни

Back From The Edge, 7" Pic Disc
Could Need Some Help On The Exact Translation Of The Italian Part

Chorus:
I'm In A Band With An Italian Drummer
And All The Girls Just Fall In His Lap
I'm In A Band With An Italian Drummer
But For A Foreigner He's Quite A Nice Chap

He Just Gets Faster He's Always Faster
He Smokes Magalloni, Makes Good Cabanurry
His Cocks Too Long To Fit In This Song
He Shaves His Legs, Always Thinks About Sex

His Hands On Blisters When He Talks About Sisters
He Talks Bagalloni, He Eats Rigatoni
??  ??  ??   Smelly Old Bricks ??
When He Plays His Drums It Sounds Like This

Repeat Chorus

He's Really Italian, He's Hung Like A Stallion
He Never Takes A Rest In Chasing Breasts And Legs
He Hates Peter Criss But He Still Likes Kiss
When He Plays His Drums It Sounds Like This

Repeat Chorus

The Characters Described In This Song Are Victimless And,
In Comparison What He Lives For ?? ??
And Order ??  Purely Incidental And Unintentional

Repeat Chorus

He's Really Italian, He's Hung Like A Stallion
His Cock's Too Long To Fit In This Song
He Shaves His Legs, Always Thinks About Sex
His Hands On Blisters When He Talks About Sisters

He Talks Bagalloni, He Eats Rigatoni
His Snakes On His Scissors ??
??
When He Plays His Drums Do You Know Someone Like This

I'm In A Band With An Italian Drummer
I'm In A Band With A Foreign Chap (repeat In Infinity)

You Know, Son...
It's Like This You See.
We've Been Down The Pub One Night And He Said... ?? Geezer ???
On The Pub ??? That's Why We Gave Him A Fucking Saxophone And He ??
To Use It, A Fucking Trumpet
Fucking ??, You Know, Aye, You Know, Aye
It's Really Saxophone Player
You Put This Drummer On Stage And I Was A Stunned Really
There's Nothing We Can Do About It Really

I'm In A Band, In A Band, In A Band...

"hey, Are You Fucking Talking To Me, Aye?

Minchia! Minchia! Minchia! E' Come Se Metti Del
Peperoncino Nel Culo Di Una Porta Che Scoreggia Nuvole Di Nero.
E Poi C'era Una Vacca... Io Non Ho Capito Che Dice Questo
Ragazzo Inglese... Non Mi Ricordo.

Ehi Vito, Ma Che Cazzo Dice, Eh ?!
E Te L'ho Detto, Io Non Capisco Una Minchia Questo
Ragazzo Straniero.

...fucking Talking To You, Aye!!! Ah, Think So!
Andate A 'fanculo !!!"

Translation:
(more Or Less):

"dick! Dick! Dick! (in Sicilian Dialect)
It's Like If You Put Some Pepper In The Ass Of A Door (?)
That Farts Black Clouds.

And Then There Was A Cow... I Don't Undestand What This
English Boy Is Saying... I Don't Remember.

Ehi Vito, What Does That Dick Say, Eh ?
And I Told You, I Don't Understand This Stranger Boy.

...fucking Talking To You, Aye!!! Ah, Think So!

Fuck Off !!!"