I am the message centre Local and direct Room to room An operator (No calls today, dear They'll just have to wait, dear) I call And I collect (So just strike him softly Away from the body) You're made up too shiny today There's so much trouble Your thoughts are just Pissing away It's so much trouble I am a manager And I am in control As the local delegator (No calls today, dear They'll just have to wait, dear) I offer no guarantee at all (So don't take it lightly