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Blink 182 - Words Of Wisdom - текст песни, видео

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Blink 182 - Words Of Wisdom - текст песни, видео

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Tom: I'm going to come back and I'm going to start a therapeutic massage center only for for... 
Mark: I'm going to start my own nudist colony 
Tom: That would be grose, you tried that in our bus one time 
Mark: I tried to start our own nudist colony in our bus and it was pretty much just me hanging out naked, they love you Tom 
Tom: They love me so fuck everybody else 
Mark: Yea fuck all you guys out there that are cheering, yea we hate you Tom you suck dick burn in hell 
Tom: Yea fuck that, hey I say I say fuck the hating Tom thing that's what I say, are we ready Mark 
Mark: You know what it is you know what it is a lot of these people are just now hopping on the we hate Tom bandwagon, like I've been hating tom since like 1995 I'm old school hating Tom guy alright 
Tom: Oh shit, hey let's all say some dirty words, everybody say fuck, everybody say shit, everyone say dick, everyone say Mark's an ass hole 
Mark: Everyone say, everyone say we hate Mark, yea 
Tom: Hey now let's do this one, everyone say fuck fuck shit fuck, that's the kind of words you should be using at home kids 
Mark: That's right 
Tom: What do we do now 
Mark: I want everyone to call me an ass hole again 
Tom: What's up I like your hair it's very nice 
Mark: You like his hair oh cool thanks he probably appreciates that a lot 
Tom: I wanted to say I liked your but but I thought that was to foward you know 
Mark: Hey this next song is for all the ladies in the hezouse, hea he it's for all the ladies in the heoueoueouze 
Tom: Mark! 
Mark: What 
Tom: Shut the fuck up 
Mark: It's for all the ladies in the houaeiouze, weee. Hey you know what hang on I want to make this like a 
Tom: (belch) exuse me 
Mark: Exuse Tom 
Tom: Sorry 
Mark: I want to make this like a big golf tournimant everyone shut up everybody just clap like it's a golf tourniment 
Tom: That's what it sounds like when I get done having sex, 15,000 people cheering me on, I could take all of you in my bed right fucking now, but you're not invited Mark. You have got giant boobs and I doubt you're 18, do you have a note from your mom, I want to meet your mom... 
Mark: Hey put those 13 year old boobs away, if I wanted to see 13 year old boobs I'd hang out by the Junior high like my dad like my dad does 
Tom: Hey you know what I learned in fifth grade 
Mark: What's that your dad has a bent weiner 
Tom: My dad's weiner was bigger than mine then and still is 
Mark: I want everyone here to scream, fuck you Tom,we fucking hate you you're going to burn in hell and die a horrible firery death cause' we hate you stupid pieces of shit 
Tom: I heard that 
Mark: Thanks 
Tom: You want to give me your shirt, this smells like blood and feces, dinner time ok what does this say here 
Mark: It smells like blood and feces, so it's your dad's shirt 
Tom: Hey uh just like every other band we believe in a safe form of sex don't we Mark, that we do so Mark's going to tell you about how safe we are 
Mark: Let me tell you about the safest form of sex, it's when you get super drunk and you have sex with like ten people totally unprotected and you do intravenous drugs at the same time, no it's not true 
Tom: It's not true you have to carry a weapon. How many of you guys have girlfreinds and how many of your girlfriends have guy friends, I hope you're not having sex 
Mark: And more importanly how many of your girlfriends have girlfriends 
Tom: Cause' we believe in the love that exists between two vaginas 
Mark: The most special kind of love of all is the love that exists between two naked women while I watch 
Tom: We need her to put her shirt back on 
Mark: Please 
Tom: It just took away my boner, my boner just died, I had one and now it's gone 
Mark: Please I saw your boobs and my wiener ran away. Hey hey hang on everyone everyone seriously I need your attention for just a second please, I think somebody lost a contact down here so everyone look around a contact lense hey someone lost a contact lense so uh... 
Tom: I lost my virinity 
Mark: Keep an I out for it 
Tom: I lost a testacle, hey what if testacles were things you could lose on a everyday basis that would suck, you've only got three, hey I've got to go pee pee 
Mark: Do you want to go pee and I'll talk to the kids for a second 
Tom: Do you think you can talk for enough time 
Mark: No uh uh 
Tom: Why don't you gather your thoughts 
Mark: Why don't you just wet your pants and we'll call it even 
Tom: Should I just piss in my pants right here, if you guys all pitch in a dollar each I'll piss my pants right here now, that should pay me about two-hundred bucks maybe 
Mark: I'll give you three-hundred dollars to piss your pants right now 
Tom: I'll give you four-hundred bucks to eat my shit 
Mark: Sold 
Tom: Sold, apparently there's a kid that's hurt right now and I think they're helping them out right now, it looks like they're right there 
Mark: Make a hole people make a hole 
Tom: All you people over there make way for the hurt kid and bring me their wallet 
Mark: I wish now you know let me tell you guys something... 
Tom: I'm gay! 
Mark: There's thousands and thousands of people here today there's like semis and fucking buses and multiple bands and all kinds of shit, I wish now I would have taken bass lessons, sorry sorry 
Tom: So do I, I wish you did too 
Mark: I'm thinking for Christmas this year I'm going to ask for lessons 
Tom: I know a guy, he has sex with his sister, he used his dick to pop her four foot blister, and I know it's not that cool, he fucked her in my swimming pool, he's got three testacles, and he loves to do shit, fuck yea. Hey how come every time we say a joke it has to be about fucking sex masturbation insest, or anything grose like that you know 
Mark: Is there anything else in the world 
Tom: There's nothing else to talk about 
Mark: Hey can you help that little girl out of there she's not having so much fun right now, hey 
Tom: Uh exuse me, security guard sir 
Mark: The one right in front of you, yea 
Tom: Yea that girl right there needs to come out, if you're a small person the front is not the best view, and if you hate seeing shitty bands any of this is not a good view, this whole everything every seat here. Mark's middle name is Rebecca, they thought he was a... 
Mark: That's right, my middle names Rebecca because my dad wanted a girl, he treats me like one 
Tom: I still have to go pee and I'm holding it in still, I'll piss my pants though for money, I'll eat a nugget of my own poop for twenty bucks, I'll pay you twenty bucks and I'll eat it 
Mark: You shave your ass 
Tom: You have hair on nothing but your balls, Mark has no hair on his whole body but a fucking wolverine growning in his pants, I swear to God, it's got teeth and shit 
Mark: It's true 
Tom: He's got a scary looking penis 
Mark: It's true I need your tax deductable donations for the shave Mark's balls program, please 
Tom: It's for charity kids 
Mark: Please send what you can, donate your time 
Tom: You guys think that we're touring for our own, no this is a charity tour for Mark's balls 
Mark: We're trying to raise enough money to shave my nuts, please give generously 
Tom: There's no metal strong enough to be the teeth on any kind of electric shaver, what do we do now, oh I need a new guitar 
Mark: We need a new guitar, we need a new guitarist, any one out there play guitar 
Tom: Does anybody know how to play guitar cause' I'm not very good, people don't really respect me 
Mark: If I were a girl, every time I went to the gynecologist, I'd fake an orgasm 
Tom: Bad kids 
Mark: Bad christmas spirit 
Tom: Bad christmas spirit 
Mark: Hey ok I need light now 
Tom: We're going to point out every single person that didn't sing 
Mark: Santa Claus is going to come to your house and shit under all your trees 
Tom: Santa Claus is going to come rape your dogs, Oh God you know what I'm kind of ashamed of being myself today, and yesterday and the day before that, not really pround of who I am or how I look. Any one have one of those days were you don't even really like what you're wearing, you know, you don't like how your hair looks, and kind of bumed about how your penis is so small and bent and wierd. That is the ugliest but I have ever seen. Let's hear it for not wiping! And this guy fuck wiping dude, brings down the rain forest. Ok this is a song I wrote... 
Mark: That guy has a science fair project up his ass 
Tom: Uh what head's up seven up, everyone close your eyes and if I come by and if I come by and put my finger in you but than you're the one. 
I think that Satan has a couple of comments: 
Well kids it's been a really fun show, and I want you all to know that we'll come back soon, but before I go I want to say I think Tom is extemely good looking and all the girls out there should think he's good looking. Tom has one of the best butts that I've ever seen, shimi shimi coco puff shimi shimi right shimi shimi coco puff. Does anybody here want to sleep with me. I'm really a nice guy, it's really not Satan... 
It's me it's not Satan let's all be happy he's not here say fuck Satan 

Alright I'm out of jokes and out of songs, I think we're done.
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