I wanna f*** a dog in the as* (He wants to f*** a dog in the as*) I wanna f*** a dog That's right kids I tried to f*** your mom in the as* Tried to f*** your dad in the as* Could only find the dog, and his as* We wanna f*** a dog in the as* We wanna f*** a dog in the as* We wanna f*** a dog I tried to f*** a f***en pirate in the as* (Arg me and me First mate a scervy ker) Tried to f*** a f***en pirate But I found the dog (Arg that was no pirate It was my own sister) (It's a Mexican pirate) We wanna f*** a dog in the as* We wanna f*** a dog in the as* Wanna f*** a f***in dog F*** you