Blink 182 Depends Cheshire Cat 1994 Grilled Cheese Records Submitted by: firstname.lastname@example.org Key: D Tuning: Standard EADGBe Chords used: D - xx0232 A - x02220 G - 320033 Intro: (1..2..18.104.22.168!!!) Verse 1: Tom: D I don't want to A G urinate on myself D I don't want to A G A urinate on anyone else D A Well, I guess that really G doesn't matter anymore D A Because I can't control G A my bladder anymore Chorus 1: Tom: D G A Well I guess D G it all depends Mark: undergarments Tom: D G A Well I guess D G it all depends Mark: undergarments Tom: A Step back in the D A G light No more soiled A nights alone But D I guess I don't G have a care A Because there's not a load in my underwear Verse 2: Mark: D A I'm sick of offending everyone G I meet (go go go go) D A I'm sick of crying myself to G A sleep on rubber sheets (go) D A G I had an accident today D A I left a soiled bus seat G A I didn't know what to say Chorus 2 Mark: D G A But I guess D G it all depends Tom: undergarments Mark: D G A Well I guess D G it all depends Tom: undergarments Mark: A Step back in the D A G light No more soiled A nights alone Well I guess I didn't D I have to care G if I don't have a A D(hold) load in my underwear Tom: Uh anyway uh well as I was saying my dog nice dog bending over uh If you dropped your keys you'd bend over too Scott: Uh so uh well uh just wanna say thank you all for coming to the sperm bank Do you have a question there? Mark: Shit Scott That aki-mofo be messing with my lady gotta be running cold upsidedown his head you know what I'm sayin mans? Hey holmes I can dig it that brotha ain't gonna pick up on you man i say hey Scott, So to say i want to say pretty J I did the same-ol same-ol hey knock yourself on a post lick the gray metal fat man before he was down I take tcb'in man Hey you know what they say you see about to get that bottie yacker you lay her down and slackum yackum cold gotta be ya know man SHIT Tom: Uh are you uh feelin' all right? Mark: Oh man jamofoba lay me to the bone and she's jackin me up tightly! Alright Get out the scissors and get in place Ready? Now start choppin Tom: Hey man someone spotted me it's heavy! Mark: Alright now heave it on down here! (sound of someone or something falling down the stairs) Tom: Okay it's all the way down there! Mark: Aw who taught you how to throw the dick down the stairs?