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Barbra Streisand - Nobody Makes a Pass at Me - текст песни, видео

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Barbra Streisand - Nobody Makes a Pass at Me - текст песни, видео

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Performed by barbra streisand

I want men that I can squeeze, that I can please, that I can tease

Two or three or four or more!

What are those fools waiting for? 

I want love and I want kissing I want more of what Im missing

Nobody comes knocking at my front door

What do they think my knockers for? 

If they dont come soon there wont be any more!

What can the matter be? 

I wash my clothes with lux, my etiquettes the best,

I spend my hard-earned bucks on just what the ads suggest

Oh dear what can the matter be

Nobody makes a pass at me!

Im full of kelloggs bran, eat grapenuts on the sly,

A date is on the can of coffee that I buy

Oh dear, what can the matter be? 

Nobody makes a pass at me!

Oh beatrice fair-fax, give me the bare facts,

How do you make them fall? 

If you dont save me, the things the lord gave me

Never will be any use to me at all.

I sprinkle on a dash of "fragrance de amour,"

The ads say "makes men rash" but I guess their smell is pour

Oh dear what can the matter be

Nobody makes a pass at me.

I use ovaltine and listerine, barbasol and musterole

Life buoy soap and flit, so why aint I got it? 

I use coca cola and marmola, crisco, lesco and mazola,

Ex-lax and vapex, so why aint I got sex? 

I use albolene and maybellene, alka seltzer, bromo seltzer,

Odorono and sensation

So why aint I got fascination? 

My girdles come from the best, times ads say theyre chick

And up above Im dressed in the brassier of the week

Oh dear, what can the matter be? 

Nobody makes a pass at me!

I use ponds on my skin, with rye-crisp I have thinned

I get my culture in I began "gone with the wind"

Oh dear, what can the matter be? 

Nobody makes a pass at me!

Oh dorthy dix, please, show me some tricks,

Please, I want some men to hold

I want attention and things I cant mention

And I want them all before I get too old

I use mum evry day and angelus liplure,

But still men stay away just like ivry soap Im pure

Just like I result of 99 and 44

One hundred percent p.o.

Oh dear what can the matter be? 

Nobody makes a pass at me
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