Gift Of The Magi 2 Still Magiin
Andrew Jackson Jihad
Beginging is minor barre chords starting at E on the A string, down to D on A, then a C power chord rooted on A, then a G Power chord rooted on A at the 10th fret. (I think that's right, it was kind of a PITA to figure out) Intro: (Barre) Em Dm (power chord) C G G C G (Done quickly) I used to be a dead guy G C G (done quickly Now I'm a fuckin' Jedi Em D And I've got lots of news for you Em D C And I've got a long list of things to do G C G (Done quickly) I used to dwell on the present G C G (Done quickly) I used to be so Hesitant Em D But now I've got my whole life to live Em D Am Cm (staccato) And I've got all my love to give to all you fuckers that I hayayate G C G It's like the Gift of the Magi G C G It's like the Gift of the Magi 2! Em D You sold your soul to buy some tits Em D I sold my soul to grow a diiiiiiick G C G We've gotta get him in the van G C G What if he resists? Em D Kick him in the back of the fuckin' head Em D Put him in the back of the fuckin' Vayayayan G C G It's a miracle of science, G C G This portrayal of violence Em D It lives inside us all Em D it lives inside our hearts Am Cm (staccato) Just like a stupid fucking tape wooooorm Play into Who can we blame? G C G The husband divorced his wife G C G after she cut her hair Em D because she was way less fuckable Em D And that's just unforgiveable G C G Moved into a condo G C G and hung out by the POOOL Em D He never wore a bathing suit Em D Because he wanted scope out the talent G C G If god doesn't like ugly G C G He does't like anybody Em D Fuck god anyway Em D He's osbsolete Am Cm (staccato) My god thinks my jokes are funny Intro There is no one to blame People are just fuckin' mean GO ?SONS?