Asians Eat Weird Things
A funny and true parody that relates to me since I'm azn too. ^_^ Fung Bros are hilarious and you should look at their YouTube channel A parody of the song Drop City Yacht Club - Crickets Here's the video to the parody - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFGCr9KsqUA Credit to them for making this parody Standard tuning - No Capo LYRICS: CHORUS: (AJ Rafael) Em So I told her like oooh, baby G F# I know that it looks crazy, but actually it's tasty D Bm I'm talking about fooood, me and my friends eat weird things unlike you ooh Em Part of my culture it's just how we do G F# I know that it sounds crazy, but it's ok I'm Asian (ANDREW) D I'm like "Girl whatcha eatin for today?" Put that bread down, lets go and run away Bm Cuz I'm Asian, I don't know if you could tell I eat a few things Apple Bee's don't sell Em Ever had dim sum in the mornin' light? I know this chicken feet ain't lookin very nice G But if you taste it, I know you'll really like F# eat the skin but leave the bones aiighht? D Look at me look at me eating tripe now Look at you look at you this is life now Bm it's fresh, more organic than fa--st food You could say it looks a lot more natural Em No this egg ain't hundred years old And no this cabbage ain't got no mold G And I was hoping she would have a taste! F# she took one bite and just made a face CHORUS: (AJ) D So I told her like oooh, baby Bm You're so amazed by everything that I eat Em So I told her like oooh, baby G F# I know that it sounds crazy, but it's ok it's tasty D Bm I'm talking about fo--od, we got different social norms than you Em Part of my culture it's just how we do G F# She said, I don't like this platter, I pro'bly win fear factor (DAVID) D Yeah, yeah, I said "Girl whatcha eat during weekdays" She said "salad and pasta each day" Bm But what about Asian food? You neva get the chance, cuz you neva date Asian dudes! Em She said, I liked the weird stuff growing up But stopped in High School it wasn't cool enough G Cuz you can't serve blood cubes at prom F# And Stinky tofu just sounds wrong D Stop pretending, you don't like fermented I admit the smell can be offensive Bm But it tastes so good that you won't need another man Let the flavors take you back to the motherland Em So I can take you back to my mother and She can teach you how to cook without butter and- G "What do you mean I'm being patriarchal?" F# "Ooh ok, I mean I can cook" CHORUS: (AJ) D So I told her like ooh, baby Bm You'll be amazed by everything I eat Em So I told her like ooooh ooo, baby G F# I know that it looks crazy, But I'm telling you it's tasty D Bm It's balut, there's a duck embryo inside just look, Em No offense to PETA but it's good G Oooh oooh, I told you it looks crazy, but you know it's so tasty D From Manila to Hong Kong Bangkok, Tokyo, Taiwan Bm Seoul, Singapore, Saigon Jakarta, Beijing there's more Em Phnompenh, Kuala Lumpur, eat it up baby that's raw G F# "Hell no! we don't eat no dog, the most exotic it gets is frog" CHORUS: (AJ) D So I told her like oooh, baby Bm It's not amazing all the things that we eat Em So I told her like oooh ooh, baby G F# I know that it looks crazy, but it's pro'bly cuz we're Asian D I'm talkin' bout food Bm We got different social norms than you Em Can't change my culture it's just how we do G She told me it looks crazy F# I said it's okay I'm Asian!