And now, the sever beating of a high school janitor. [mopping sounds] Mop, mop, mop All day long Mop, mop, mop While I sing this song [sound of someone walking towards him] Gonna wax the floor Gonna make it shine Gonna take of the spray paint With turpentine Hey! don't walk there! I just mopped! [person walking quickly towards him] [beating sounds] Hey! [beating sounds] Get offa me! [beating sounds] That's my bucket! [beating sounds] Let go of my side burns! [beating sounds] [sound of falling down into glass]
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