Harry Freakin Potter
A Very Potter Sequel
Harry Freakin' Potter Feel free to correct this. Intro: F (strum dudududu for the intro) F________________C You're Harry Freakin' Potter! ________G You don't understand _______F you're a legend, man, _____G to us all! ___________C Every son and daughter-- "SAFE!" ______G ... From You-Know-Who, ______F all because of you! ________G You were small, _____F_______________Esus4 E but I wonder if you can recall... ____Am___G Long story short, ________F this guy, _____Em "Voldemort" _____Dm was super cruel... F___________G "Voldemort?" gasp "SHHH!!!" Am___G______________F ... Tried to kill you & your parents, __Em____________Dm______________F G and this is where it gets intensely cool... Am_________________F Even though you were a tiny little boy, Am__________________F you shoulda died but you survived and then destroyed Am______________F_____________G this evil guy and it's story we enjoy to tell.... F____________________C You're Harry Freakin' Potter! ___G____________F We don't prefer Gandalf, ___________G Merlin, or Oz, ___________________C You're a whole lot hotter! __________G With that lighting scar, F__________________G you're a superstar to us all! __________F_______________________Esus4 E If we're in trouble we know who to call! A E D E (however many times you want) C#sus4 _____C#______________F# You're Harry Freakin' Potter! ___________C# I wouldn't wince at all, __________B____________C# you're invincible to all harm! ___________F# Like betty crocker--[Oooh!] ___________C# ... I wanna eat you up! __________B No one'll beat you up __________C# with that charm! ____________B Remember, Harry, kid, __________C# you're the Boss, ___________Eb you're the King, ___________Ab you're the Bomb! __________Abm___F# But this is all so sad, __________E________Ebm I mean, my Mom and Dad ___________C#m______E F# were killed, long ago... ___Abm______F# ... I wanna be psyched, ____E________Ebm but being unliked ___C#m_______E F# is all I know... Abm___________________E I never thought I'd be a part of such a fate, Abm_____________E an opportunity eleven years late... Abm__________________E I guess it's time for me step up to the plate ____F#__________________________Ab and show 'em that I'm something great! ___F#___________C# I'm Harry Freakin' Potter! _____Ab I'll do what I can __________F#__________Ab if what you say I am is true! __________C# I can't be bothered _____Ab by my awful past, ___F# I've found at last _________C#____Ab something I can do, ______Eb_____Bb so it's time I knew __C#_________Eb exactly who I am... ___Ab____________A Bb I'm Harry Freakin' Potter! ______Ab____________A Bb You're Harry Freakin' Potter! ___________Ab________A Bb I'm/You're Harry Freakin' Potter-- ______________Eb (hold for 8 counts) Ab A Bb Ab A Bb ... And I'm the Man! Eb [spoken] "HARRY FREAKIN' POTTER!"